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NOTICE: ('cause I didn't make it clear enough it seems) We DID read it. We read the first TWO books. We maintain our opinion.

Inspired by a few other Anti-twilight comics popping up, [link]
and [link] Were the main ones.
This is a new one [link] but is well worth it!
we present the greatest horror of all.
We were at the Indiana Jones midnight showing (GO SEE IT!) Innocently watching the previews, when....it happened. The rest of the theater started laughing at us, because we did, in fact start screaming. And booing. Share in the terror.
EDIT
Shinga [link] did a wonderful thing. :) She summarized Twilight for those of us who want to know what's going on, but would rather poke our eyes out with sharpened pencils than read it. As someone who HAS suffered through the book, now you don't have to read it! Instead read this chapter by chapter snark-fest! Better than the original, and shorter! :D
[link]
Warning: Do not drink anything while reading this!
Also, [link] for another good laugh. Didn't you want to KNOW how many times Mary Sue references Edward's beauty? :)
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:iconqueen-of-ice101:
Queen-of-Ice101 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2016  Student Writer
I laughed so hard at this. I was forced to read the entire first book by my friend and I still have nightmares about it.   "shudders" sparkly vampires..........:crying: rvmp 
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ADickson10193 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
How did you guys like the movie by the way this comic looks that you guys got scary of it and now you guys hate it or not but i think the comic make me funny because you make the best comic like the threaten watching the movie. 
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Oh, we loved the movie. couldn't stop laughing!  Funniest thing ever!
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:iconadickson10193:
ADickson10193 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
i love them as well too. 
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:iconadickson10193:
ADickson10193 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
this is the funniest thing i have ever read and see at the same time good work and Twilight lovers out there are going to be happy to know that they are making a very last movie for the Twilight sagas badly *Midnight Sun* look up The Twilight sagas on Face-Book they will have something about the new last final movie for Twilight. 
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:iconthebluemuffin:
thebluemuffin Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I might just be a Team Edward perosn who absolutly loves the Twilight series, but ROFL!
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
We welcome all, as long as they are polite and love to laugh! :D
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:iconthebluemuffin:
thebluemuffin Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ok then, thanx for telling me :D
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:iconmythbusterninja:
MythBusterNinja Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Student General Artist
i feel your pain,my friend got me to read a few chapters..............i am now scarred for life 0.o
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
THere, there, the horror fades after a little, and you forget that it ever happened. (until the flashbacks)
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:iconmythbusterninja:
MythBusterNinja Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student General Artist
true..*curls into ball* not supposed to sparkle,not supposed to sparkle.....*goes on for hours*
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:iconart4ever99:
art4ever99 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012
Lol! XD
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:iconnecromae:
necromae Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012   General Artist
the books are SO mutch better
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012
We'll have to agree to disagree.
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:iconrltedder99:
rltedder99 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AAAHAHHHHH!!! OH GOD COMIC SANS!!!
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Yes. You might not have noticed...but it's a comic.
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:iconrltedder99:
rltedder99 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i know but all my teachers have used comic sans so i fear it more than ever whenever i see it
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:iconfrizztop:
Frizztop Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
whether i agree to this extent or not does not change this from being hilarious!!!!
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
Why thank you! Our main goal is to make people laugh! :)
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
Gee. Thanks for the Spam. That link is for an ad.
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:iconrebekahkroeplin:
RebekahKroeplin Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012
Mwahaha
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
Bwahahahahahaha!
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:iconcrazyforchocobos:
crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
When I saw the Hunger Games with my Mom, there was a Twilight trailer and everyone started booing.
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
That's because it's an awful series. :) How was Hunger games? I enjoyed the book, but am a little afraid they didn't do well with the movie.
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crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
actually the movie was very well done. and Suzane Collins did write the screenplay so that's a good sign. and they have a stellar cast.

\they did leave a few things out but it was more like how in lord of the rings they cut some stuff out because they were focusing on storytelling.
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
Have you read any of her other series? I really liked Gregor the Overlander myself. :)
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:iconcrazyforchocobos:
crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
not yet but I'll look into them.
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Smeagol125 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i read the 1st 2 book and didn't want to finnish it was so horrid.
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
Yaaaaah, pretty good description, right htere.
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:iconthebluemuffin:
thebluemuffin Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol thats so funny!!
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:iconshaunxx:
ShaunXx Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012
Made my whole day!
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:iconcookitrast:
CookiTrast Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:p
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
:P to you! ;)
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:iconcookitrast:
CookiTrast Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
xDlol
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AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist
How to keep your sanity while watching Twilight movies.

First movie [link] [link]
New Moon [link]
Eclipse [link]
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:iconwolfesaysmeow:
WolfeSaysMeow Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
My reaction exactly.....only i ended up in a 20minuet bitching match with some fans for the rest of the previews
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
yaaaah, thankfully the people we fought with weren't "fans" but did start laughing at our strong reaction.
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:iconwolfesaysmeow:
WolfeSaysMeow Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
haha nice XP i actualy quite enjoyed my argument, theres just something about pissing off fangirls/boys that amuses me to no end lol
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kaitlynb7 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
when i saw twilight at the movies I had the same reaction when bella and ed kissing
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:iconbeckyartfan:
Beckyartfan Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011
Me and my mom reacted the exact same way, hen he took his shirt off in the 2nd movie, we were like "PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!! FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!" Now I only watch for the werewolves
:3
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011
::snerk:: Well, I like the werewolves, but they make me feel like a dirty old woman. :P
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:iconbeckyartfan:
Beckyartfan Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
Why? ....Ooooooh!
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addiction2anime Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011
I agree. I read the whole series and...my favorite was the second because EDWARD WASN'T THERE. The whole series plays up this huge battle and guess what happens? The Mary Sue and Sir Sparkles and the whole extended family go up against some "bad" "vampires" just to say "roar" and leave. Oh, yeah...that was great... I was hoping for an interesting fight to redeem the series somewhat...it was not meant to be. By the way, have you seen Alex Reads Twilight on youtube? Something tells me you'll enjoy it. ^^
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011
Yaaaah, I read the first two. They both made me want to bang my head repeatedly against a wall. And I'll look up that Alex reads, thanks!
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:iconnaminenasha:
NamineNasha Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
lol
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
That's Right! Laugh! Soon you will be under our power! :D
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BlueStar1937 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011
I agree! I screamed in the theater as well when it came on but there were fans of twilight surrounding me and my friends :( They tryed to get us kicked out but the worker agreed with us :D He told us later he laughs at twilight. Made a new friend :D
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:iconkkgirls:
KKgirls Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011
Hahahaha! My sibs went and heckled the midnight showing. I admire their bravery.
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:iconbluestar1937:
BlueStar1937 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011
Wow! They are brave! My little cousin loves twilight and sometimes I want to throw the stuff she puts in my face in the fire pit. Then light them on fire and laugh insanely. Almost did it once but my aunt came to pick her up :( Next time! :D
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